Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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