are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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