You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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