you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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