Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Houston, we have a squirter
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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