do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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