dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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