Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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