i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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