Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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