so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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