Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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