youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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