hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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