i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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