I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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