Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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