doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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