Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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