Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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