if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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