We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we're making bets on your personal life
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
