I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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