Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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