I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
