No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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