There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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