Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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