Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Life is so much better after having sex.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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