Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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