It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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