can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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