Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
