I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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