im drinking this country out of the recession.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome