Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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