In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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