i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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