Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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