What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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