Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Someone came in the potted fern
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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