Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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