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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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