Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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