woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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