try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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