Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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