What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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