Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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