HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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