he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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