Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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