fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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